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Monday

Tip #596

Keep a jar in your house for loose change. When coming home from a day out about town, one can accumulate quite a handsome sum of lucre, but this capital often succumbs to disappearance. For this reason, it is clever to keep about your domicile some sort of jar or unused flagon, into which you can store your day's treasure. And when your container gets full, you can take it to your local financial depository, where the friendly money-teller will convert your bits of change into certificates of legal tender. This you can then spend at your local Woolworth's, or another such shopping boutique! Save your money and you will be on your way to SUCCESS!
Tip #439

Proper clothing is a necessity in order to be successful. One should always take care that fabric material and colors match well, and clothing styles will fit-in wherever one is going. For example, out for a day of polo? Well, you should not wear your swimming trousers. Instead, a nice ensemble of khaki pants, a nice, red collared shirt will suit fine. Here's a tip, when in doubt, a sweater can go a long way. If it is too hot, you can drape it over your shoulders, and when it gets cooler, you has a source of warmth. Note, if you are with a lady-friend and it gets cold, it is proper to offer her the sweater. "But," you may ask, "how do I know what kind clothing to purchase?" Well, when shopping for new apparel, it is important to keep in mind the new fashions of the year, as well as the season for which the clothing will be worn, the colors which best suite you, the material's quality and texture, and most importantly, the manufacturer. Now, this can seem a bit daunting to the apparel-neophyte, but fear not, there is a quite simple way to solve this problem. When shopping, it is good idea to bring along one of your homosexual-friends, as they have quite a refined sense of fashion. Do this, and you will be dressed for SUCCESS!

Thursday

Tip #659

Eat a healthy and well-balanced breakfast. The first meal of the day will wake you up and liven your spirit. A good, healthy meal would include at least one serving from each of the three major food groups. Therefore, replace that box of Cap'n Jack's Sugar O's with a good helping of Doc' Higgins' Fiber-meal, and a good-sized glass of Ovaltine. Here's a tip: a couple of raw eggs in your ovaltine will give your skin and hair a healthy, radiant sheen! Do this each morning, and you will soon be realizing your true powers of SUCCESS!

Sunday

Tip #398

Comfortable shoes will keep your feet happy. A good shoe should have an optimal balance of breathability and stability. You do not want a shoe which will keep your feet completely enclosed and excessively humid, but you must also avoid a shoe which lacks support. Also, keep in mind your shoe's style and purpose. Sandals and tennis shoes do not have an air of professionalism; likewise, a tuxedo shoe may not always be necessary to go dining and dancing. Match the shoe with it's intended purpose. Do this, and you will see a definite increase in SUCCESS!

Tuesday

Tip #748

Clip your fingernails. Well groomed fingernails show that you pay close attention to the details. Also, fingernails which are too long become sharp, discolored, and unpleasing to the eye. Clip your fingernails in a slightly curved, convex shape, and make sure that there are no sharp corners on the nail. Do this, and you will be on your way to SUCCESS!